So in honor of me having absolutely no balance to speak of Konatsu breaking 10,000 comments . . .

Relationship Meme!

Comment, name a relationship one of yours has with one of mine (Konatsu/Kakeru/Romano/Gwen) and I'll ramble at you appropriately. o/

[BECAUSE WE CAN]

E-Exactly . . . where did you get those clothes anyway?

[takes Austria to the second door on the right in the hallway leading to the study and shuts the door]

We may talk here.

Because I missed the actual post and I'm too impatient to wait for another, please apply here for mistletoe-ing Kakeru, Romano, and Konatsu. And not Tokitoh because he is going home.

The return of the son of the relationship meme a la .hack//G.U. style! Comment here, listing your characters, and which of my characters they know. I'll reply with an affection~ meter~ to let you know what how they feel about you.

In terms of progression, it goes red --> blue --> yellow --> pink, with 1-5 dots signifying how close you are to moving to the next level. The base colour varies depending on the character. IT'S SUBJECTIVE and pretty. And if you get anything in the pink range, chances are, they either love you madly, consider you an incredibly important nakama, or want in your pants. Or all of the above!

Kakeru, Konatsu, Tokitoh, Simca, pre-intro thoughts from the countries for Romano GO!

[out in a clearing, practicing with his swords!]

I totes forgot to post this last night.

( I FOR ONE WILL NOT RETURN TO BARSBURG!! )

Ramza Beoulve (chocobeoulve): 3,863 comments (12.70%), played from 2007-01-27 to 2008-01-15 (354 days at 11 comments/day)
Yuffie Kisaragi (zzyuffiethe): 696 comments (2.29%), played from 2007-03-27 to 2007-05-21 (56 days at 12 comments/day)
Manabe Kakeru (iyun_sobold): 9,698 comments (31.88%), played since 2007-04-22 (694 days at 14 comments/day)
Ko Yongha (koreansgobetter): 557 comments (1.83%), played from 2007-05-21 to 2007-11-30 (194 days at 3 comments/day)
Ichimaru Gin (nikononcon): 1,163 comments (3.82%), played from 2007-07-02 to 2007-09-29 (90 days at 13 comments/day)
Suzumiya Haruhi (oh_im_god): 4,596 comments (15.11%), played from 2007-07-29 to 2009-01-11 (533 days at 9 comments/day)
Simca (errant_swallow): 2,605 comments (8.56%), played since 2007-10-15 (518 days at 5 comments/day)
Guy Cecil (serving_pi): 1,141 comments (3.75%), played from 2008-02-04 to 2008-08-08 (186 days at 6 comments/day)
Amber (candyappleloli): 674 comments (2.22%), played from 2008-03-02 to 2008-10-21 (233 days at 3 comments/day)
Tokitoh Minoru (tokidokitty): 2,388 comments (7.85%), played since 2008-08-25 (203 days at 12 comments/day)
Konatsu Warren (tsundeargodwhy): 3,043 comments (10.00%), played since 2008-12-21 (85 days at 36 comments/day)

Total comment count: 30,424 since 2007-01-27 (779 days at 39 comments/day)

Because I wanted to see just how much Konatsu's little CFUW spam had boosted my count.

So. Tonight I realized at about midnight that I needed to eat dinner...

( The following post may contain raw eggs, peanut products, and may not be suitable for children under the age of 14 )

Estimated comment count before CFUW Sekirei: 1300
Actual comment count after CFUW Sekirei: 2,840

I. What. What.

I swear half of those are me re-commenting because of my stupid mdashes.

I apologize for this, but I would like to speak with you again.

It seems as though this is more serious than any of us would have predicted.

Alfred and Matt . . . was it?

I feel like the last time I did this one was in October. B-but things have changed since then, lolo.

( YE OLDE MEME OF DROPEING )

SO. IN ORDER OF DROPPING LIKELIHOOD FROM LEAST TO MOST

Tokitoh >>>>>>Kakeru>>Konatsu>>>Simca>>>>>Haruhi

Age: Assumed to be ~18

Height/Weight: I . . . don't know.

Medical Info: Healthy and fit! He probably has some scarring/damage from sword training (and when Hyuuga broke his arm and ribs) but he keeps in good shape.

Eyes: Lol UM. I swear there are two different colors in official art, one where they're purple and one where they're brown. But I am going with brown.

Hair: Blonde. :|

Physical traits: Despite the icons to the contrary, his hair is short as is seen in this icon. He also wears his military uniform at all times and consequentially always has two swords at his belt.

What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Aaanything. Konatsu's life is pain, please make him suffer. ♥

Abilities: Because he doesn't really have any special skills otherwise, Konatsu's specialty is his swordwork. He's a very good swordsman who can take out ~30 enemy soldiers on his own with no other injuries to his person than a scratch on his cheek. :|b So yeah, he's hardcore.

Notes for the Psychics: Konatsu's inner mind theatre is filled with determination to shounen retard levels. That is when he's not spazzing out about how all his coworkers are UTTER MORONS. >( So it goes something like "SPAZZ HYUUGA SPAZZ SHURI SPAZZ deredere for Hyuuga SPAZZ I must not shame the Black Hawks :|"

Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Ask first but it's good!

Maim/Murder/Death: He's not going to go down without a fight! Konatsu canonically has a killing will so strong that he strangles people while unconscious so. Have fun trying to get him down. :Db

Cooking: Someone has to do it. :|

Character: Konatsu Warren
Series: 07-Ghost
Character Age: Unknown, appears around 18ish
Canon: Contains minor SPOILERS. 07-Ghost is one of the few, the proud, the series out there that answer Alanis Morissette's age old question "What if God was one of us?" Their answer? He's a taciturn Chief of Staff in the military, hell-bent on reclaiming his body to combine it with his reincarnated-into-a-human soul and bring about some kind of awesome apocalypse. That is, of course, assuming that by "God" you meant "Devil." But given the way some of the old military families worship Chief of Staff Ayanami, he might as well be their god.

Konatsu Warren is the son of one of those very same families. Outcast and ignored by his own family due to his inability to manipulate the dark magic familiars called wars, his stubborn determination manages to catch the attention of Lieutenant Commander Hyuuga, Ayanami's second-in-command, and gain him a spot in Ayanami's personal task force: the Black Hawks. Raised by a military family, Konatsu outwardly stands very firmly on formality and doing what must be done, speaking respectfully to higher ranking officers even when he thinks otherwise of them. His time in the Black Hawks has subdued this somewhat, especially given that working under a supreme slacker like Hyuuga means that Konatsu is prone to outbursts of frustration and rage at levels which only beating people with a nail bat can subdue, but he still attempts to retain his composure in the most frustrating of situations, determined not to squander the chance he has been given.

Sample Post:

Sir! My apologies for the delay in introductions. My name is Konatsu Warren, begleiter of Lieutenant Commander Hyuuga in service the Empire of Barsburg and Chief of Staff Ayanami's Black Hawks. I have been dispatched to this location on orders from Chief of Staff Ayanami to assist in establishing diplomatic relations between the Chief of Staff and the Director of this establishment. Ayanami-sama has spoken quite highly of the methods that Madame Director uses in maintaining order in this place, and it is admirable how she has managed to keep forces of this number under such strict discipline. The documents I have investigated thus far have indicated that to a certain degree she owes her success to constant surveillance. Having such a well trained force of avian and feline members is doubtless impressive. Furthermore, to endow them with such capabilities as reading the thoughts of campers and maintaining overhead observation while campers engage in acts of—a-anyway! That is beside the point.

Madame Director has given me a personal assignment, and I will not shame the pride of the Black Hawks by completing it to anything less than her satisfaction. Therefore, sir, if I might have a moment of your time, I would greatly appreciate it if you could fill out the following Documentation for the Investigation of Camp's Kraken. Please pay no attention to the abbreviation used at the form's head, it does not reflect on the importance of the matter at hand. E-even though Madame Director insisted they be called DICKs.

Regardless of her interests in nomenclature, you will find that there is available space for detailed recounting of your encounters with the tentacle monster, herein referred to as "Marcy." Madame Director has also expressed her interest in your feedback concerning preventative measures that might be taken against such occurrences happening again. Therefore, the sections of paramount importance are those with the day, time, location, and nature of the encounter. A section has been included at the bottom with check boxes wherein you may suggest preventative measures. I-if such things as "sturdy condoms" could even be called preventative. W-why Madame Director chose fit to label it "Ticky loev rape!" I cannot say, but please do not let this prevent you from filling it out properly! If need be, there is a diagram that has been provided for drawing "where on the doll Marcy touched you." Th-though how much information can be obtained from such a rudimentary figure is quite beyond my under—wh-what?!

E-excuse me?! Just what are you implying! This is an investigation! And no, I doubt that a meeting with this "Marcy" would "help me remove that stick from my—" B-besides! I-intimate investigations are out of the question at this point in time; it would be more efficient to simply obtain first-hand accounts of interaction with the creature in ques—s-sir. Please restrain yourself! I am well aware that you may have had personal encounters with this "Marcy" but that is no need for a first-hand demonstrat—W-WHERE ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR HAND?! THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT KIND OF THING! I-If you cannot complete this survey in person then you can put your DICK in the Madame Director's inbox!

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