Belatedly realizing that I should maybe do this and I'm bored out of my mind right now so WHY NOT. Right now this is just a list of who's receiving (with some details filled in). If you think you should be on any of these lists, let me know. If you want to thread as well, that's cool. If not, Konatsu's presents will be left with an apologetic note and Ven's will be left with a colorful one.

Konatsu
Shuri -
Takanari -
Shizumasa -
Raphael - Some incense and a box of nice truffles.
Sera - This and a few other puzzle games. Also, for some reason he can't explain, this cell phone strap.
Robin - A pair of nice hair forks and some flavored coffee.
Cain - Some super swank headphones and a nice microphone to go with them. And an iTunes gift card. With an explanation on how to use it to download music.
Nana -
Toothless - Konatsu is going to make him some tasty fish stew. (note: may not actually be tasty)

Ventus
EVERYONE GETS HOMEMADE COOKIES UNTIL I CAN THINK OF OTHER STUFF. Which you will get in ADDITION to the cookies. The cookies are kind of sloppy, but delicious and made with HEART.
Terra -
Aqua -
Mickey -
Axel -
SAIX -
Roxas -
Sora -
Kairi -
Riku -
Eureka -
Lloyd -

Lotti
Is giving herself the present of mouthraping Sebastian once I finally finish that thread.

Jim
Is nominally gifting Sherlock with Momiji wrapped in semtex with pressure sensitive detonators run through wire ribbon. The real present is Orellaine laced apple-flavored tea delivered to a certain pet. An apple a day keeps the doctor away~ :)

One of these things is not like the others.

Aka: probably the most self-indulgent essay I will ever write. Otherwise known as the way that the events of the demonverse have summarily knocked out every mechanism Konatsu uses to support his ego and fucked with his issues in very delicious ways.

( Wherein I babble )

Herp derp GOING PLACES gonna be gone until Sunday /o/

Life kicks my butt, so I take a hiatus.

In other words, my RP drive is essentially zero right now, so I'm taking a break until things settle down and I can find it again.

[there is a knock knock knock on the door]

[there is a knock on the door of Raphael's office before Konatsu opens the door and cautiously steps inside]

Raphael? Are you here?

So Konatsu's state of being has kind of been HILARIOUS as of late. As such, ESSAY!

( This is about 2700 words long... )

Comments? Questions? I am sleeping now.

I am: TK vulchu

I Play:
Manabe Kakeru | Fruits Basket | iyun_sobold
Konatsu Warren | 07-ghost | tsundeargodwhy
Southern Italy | Axis Powers Hetalia | leavethe_gun
4 | 9 | and4togo

I Used to Play:
Ramza Beoulve #1 | Final Fantasy Tactics | chocobeoulve
Yuffie Kisaragi #1 | Final Fantasy VII | zzyuffiethe
Ko Yongha | Hikaru no Go | koreansgobetter
Ichimaru Gin | Bleach | nikononcon
Suzumiya Haruhi #2 | The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi | oh_im_god
Simca #1 | Air Gear | errant_swallow
Guy Cecil #2 | Tales of the Abyss | serving_pi
Amber | Darker Than Black | candyappleloli
Tokitoh Minoru #2 | Wild Adapter | tokidokitty
Dr. Horrible #2 | Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog | notagoodsound
Guinevere | BBC's Merlin | lancedalot

Contact: I am usually not on IRC but when I am it's usually as Romano or Konatsu, if I'm available, I'm generally on gchat/AIM as vulchu

EMERGENCY Contact: nekokoban lives in my building, katmaxwell works at the same place I do, ask any of the Seattlites as they probably have my number/can get in touch with me.

Availability: I tend to play while at work, which is Sunday-Wednesday, from around 3pm PST-10pm PST. My availability on my weekends is spotty, as I am a social butterfly and tend to get out of my apartment, but for events/special planning I can be persuaded to spend a night in.

Timezone/Language: PST, English though I'm fairly fluent in Japanese

The Playing Experience: I adore fast threads. Generally when I throw one of my characters out I'm looking for a distraction/something to waste the time so never feel shy about jumping me. I loove to play, though I can be a bit spotty about pick ups. If a thread is important to you, pester me about it and I'll keep on it.

Goals: Keep doing the awesome stuff I do? IDK, I have goals, but I also like to let my characters go where they want to. It's fun that way.

Betaing: I love to beta but I work best with a deadline. IE: if you send me an app draft, give me a date when you need to hear back from me and I will do my darndest to get back to you by that date.

AUs: Account for a good majority of Konatsu's comment count. Yes, I like AUs. |D

Pimping: Pimping stuff at me is A++ but I in no way guarantee that I will read it in a timely manner or app from it. But I will totally fangirl it with you once I'm done with it. Also I rarely pimp my own canons, usually it's already been done.

Other: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, LOVE ME. I mean. IDK, I will confess my kyaa kyaa SUPER SECRET that it always brings me a really dumb sense of pride when it's my thread that sets the horizontal scroll bar on a post. I love long threads to death.

Not posting this to the comm but due to personal issues and other things I'm taking a hiatus for a few weeks until I can get back into the swing of RP-ing.

So in honor of me having absolutely no balance to speak of Konatsu breaking 10,000 comments . . .

Relationship Meme!

Comment, name a relationship one of yours has with one of mine (Konatsu/Kakeru/Romano/Gwen) and I'll ramble at you appropriately. o/